As if Mother N hasn't had enough fun at your expense, she pulls out your hair. This is not a fair cat-fight! The insidious process begins with losing a few hairs, then a bunch more each day, until you are losing handfuls of your crowning glory every time you touch it. You wash your hair and clog the drain, you brush your hair and have to stop so you'll have something left to style, you toss your once-lustrous locks and have to sweep the floor. Depressing? Not anymore! Think about it this way - hair loss helps weight loss. I've lost 2.4 pounds in hair alone already! Plus, you can finance your tummy tuck working from home using your very own sheddings.
Check out Today's Deals from Hairy Lounge:
Hairy Lounge's unique products are made from all-natural, undyed, semi-organic human hair. No humans have been harmed in the making of these products. Items are hypoallergenic provided the purchaser is not allergic to humans. Please note that variations in colour are normal and part of the objects' charm as the raw materials have not been chemically processed. Quantities are limited, so please place your order soon. To personalize your purchase, please provide details in the comments when you check out.
Signature HL Bow
Adorn a dress, purse or gift with a signature Hairy Lounge bow. Not only is it eco-friendly and chic, it is a great conversation starter. Available in Small (1"), Medium (2.5") or Large (4"). Please specify whether you will need an adhesive or iron-on attachment.
Mop Top Finger Puppet
The Mop Top Hairy Monster gives whiskery kisses just like Daddy. Children will love the look and feel of this adorable finger puppet. Non toxic and recommended for ages 2 and up.
One of a kind. Who needs overpriced Anthropologie accessories when you can get original crafts(wo)manship like this? One size fits most. Colour: ebony. Optional add-ons: rhinestones, beads.
Hairy Lounge's Best Seller! After a trip down south, has your Brazilian wax left your southern zone chilly? Don't get out the granny panties, get yourself a Pussy Cozy! The Pussy Cozy is a removable hairpiece for your nether-region that can be dressed up or down. Go plain for everyday use or add rhinestones for a night on the town (or night in bed!). Comes with a free Vajazzler and assorted rhinestones.
Happy Shopping! Oh and don't be shy - I would love to hear your uses for sheddings.
P.S. Yes, my husband is a little worried about me now that he's read my blog.