Her: I'm not.
Me: Oh, so you're just planning ahead?
Her: Not really, no.
Me: Oh.. Are you buying clothes for a friend?
Her: <confused look> The skirt and sweater?
Me: <click! lightbulb goes on> You probably don't want them if you aren't pregnant; they're maternity clothes!
Everyone has a good laugh but holy awkward! I wish I'd captured the boyfriend's face on camera - he was shitting himself the whole time wondering if his girlfriend hadn't told him something. Priceless!