I accidentally sat on M's potty seat and elicited a loud, "No! You can't sit on my potty seat. My bum is little, Mommy's bum is big."
"That man is brown, not black, Mommy. Can you see that? Look at his face!" Fortunately, she said this about a man in a picture, not a person!
"I don't want to go to sleep. I want to see blue sky. I don't like dark sky at nighttime. I want to stay up and see blue sky, Daddy." Clever! Is that not the best excuse to skip naptime?
"Do you want doggy kisses?" She'll then lick your face all over whether you say yes or no! Last night I caught her and Emi licking each other's tongues. EEWWW!
While sitting on the toilet, Naked Kid announced, "I'm farting the poo poo out, Mommy." and made a huge fart.
How did your kid(s) make you laugh this week?