Naked Girl's on fire today.
Here's the conversation we just had:
Naked Girl: You're not an inja, Mommy, and Daddy isn't an inja. You're just wearing a mask, you're not an inja!
Me: Are you a ninja?
Naked Girl: No, I'm not an inja. I don't like ninjas. Ninjas are bad. Ninjas are scary.
Me: But if Mommy's a ninja and Daddy's a ninja, you must be a ninja too.
Naked Girl: No, you're not ninjas! Stop saying that! That's f#$%y (oh yes, she said the F word but made it sound cute with a 'y' on the end).
Me: Well, if you're not our little ninja, what are you then?